I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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