So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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