i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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