You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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