everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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