Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Watching her eat just hurts me
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm too high and old for this...
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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