the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
