i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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