but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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