According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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