sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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