i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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