can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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