Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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