i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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