Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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