Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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