I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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