I'm lost and stupid without you.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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