covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
This girl is more easily done than said...
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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