doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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