Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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