I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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