No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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