So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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