my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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