Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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