Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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