How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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