your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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