so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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