ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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