And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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