I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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