what day is it and did you see me today?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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