he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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