I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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