I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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