normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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