Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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