We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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