my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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