but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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