I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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