You really coming over, don't trick.
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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