This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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