Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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