literally had 100 drinks last night.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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