Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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