Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
