He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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