Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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